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Danny dies every night.
So! Danny's secret Ghost Powers remained a secret for about 6 Hours.
After turning back into a Human, he had immediately gone back to his room and tried to fall asleep, pretending none of it was even real, that it was just a dream. The idea that he had just died was understandably hard to swallow, not to mention the fact he had somehow come back.
All he wanted to do was rest and figure it out later. It was a problem for Future Danny.
Except when he woke up, something was wrong.
He felt Cold, Colder than he had ever been before. It was as if he had a chunk of pure Ice stuck in his Chest, the cold spreading across every part of his body. With a start he realized that his chest wasn't moving at all, either from the beating of his heart or the breaths he was supposed to be taking.
He wasn't breathing. His heart wasn't pumping. The Ice in his chest was the feeling of his heart not pumping, still and unnaturally cold. At that realization, he felt his Heart begin beating again.
He ran downstairs, hoping to get his parents help. He didn't know what was going on exactly, but they must be able to help him right?! They were the leading experts on Undead Biology, they must know how to help him!
When he reached the kitchen, he saw his parents and Jazz huddled together at the table, crying together for some reason.
"Mom! Dad! Jazz! Somethings wrong! I don't know what happened, but last night I-"
He stopped when he saw their faces. Their cheeks were tear-streaked, eyes bloodshot, but the thing he noticed first was the grief and absolutely confusion in their eyes. They were staring at him as if they had seen a Ghost, figuratively of course, and they seemed to he trying to connect the dots in their heads.
"Danny?" Jazz asked in a shaky voice. "Is that you?"
"Jazz?" He asked in return, "What do you mean, of course it's me?"
She looked hopeful for a moment, before his mom stood up.
"No." She said, her voice held a hard edge. "It's not."
Danny almost fell over when she said that. "W-what?" He asked, "What are you talking about Mo-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" She yelled. She gripped the Blaster in her hand tighter, aiming it at him. "I checked everything when we found Danny's body! He had no Pulse, no Brain Activity, and his Ecto Levels were far higher than normal! Danny is Dead! And you killed him!"
"What?!" Danny yelled in shock, "I didn't kill hi-I mean, I didn't kill me-I mean-What are you talking about!?"
This time his dad answered, getting up from the table himself. In his hand was another Blaster. "Danny's Ecto Levels could only have been that high if killed by something with a large amount of Ectoplasm, enough to leave such a mark. The Portal was open for hours last night before we found it and sealed it up, and that's when you got through isn't it!?"
His Dad leveled the Blaster to him.
"No! I'm not a Ghost, it's me! It's Danny!?" He pleaded, "Mom, I always baked you a cake on mother's day! Dad, I helped you clean up the lab the last time you blew it up! It's me!"
"Nice try." His mother said, "Die again, Ecto Scum."
That day, Danny ran away from home.
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Ever since that day, Danny had been running as far as he could from Amity Park.
After he got out of the house, he tried to find any place he could hide as he figured everything out. His first try was Tucker, but his parents had anticipated that and beat him to the Punch. The same happened when he tried to go to Sam's, he barely escaped that situation alive(?).
At first he tried to stay in Amity, hoping he would eventually find a way to convince his parents of his true identity, so everything could go back to normal.
He abandoned that hope about a week later, when his parents got the local authorities on their side and issued a public service announcement stating he was a Murderer who killed their son, and to contact the Police if anybody saw him. The mindless Ghost they captured and presented on the Local News cemented the publics view on him.
So he ran from Amity.
The first few weeks on the Run were the worst. He wasn't used to surviving on the street, much less evading the Law Enforcement that seemed to keep finding him. He had to constantly stay on the move to keep away from the pursuit of his Parents, the Police, and the weird guys in white suits who had shown up once he passed the State Border.
His new Ghost Powers were the only thing that had let him get away most of those times. He could turn into a Full Ghost whenever he wanted, unlocking all of his powers for the time being, but also seemingly sending up a Beacon to whoever was looking for him. He found it was much easier to use their weakened versions in his Human Form.
As for his Undead-ness, he had mostly figured it out. His body was lying to him. He was Dead, but his Body was just pretending to be alive for his own sake. He didn't need to breath anymore, and his heart didn't need to pump, but they did because he felt that they needed to. He probably didn't even need to eat anymore.
The problem was that it couldn't keep it up when he was asleep. No matter what, every time he fell asleep his Body would die again, and when he woke up he would have to make it Live again.
One of the main reasons he kept getting caught recently was because well-meaning civilians would report to the Police that there was a Dead Teenager under a Bridge, or on a Park Bench, or on one memorable occasion in a Ditch. He would wake up in a Body Bag, escape, and be reported to his Pursuers.
At least his pattern of movement was untraceable so far.
Turns out, the Portal's opening had much more of an effect than his parents had anticipated. The Shockwave in the fabric of Reality when they punched a hole through it (and him), had caused dozens of Natural Portals to form across the Country, opening and closing in random places, soaking the area of Ectoplasm.
As an apparent Ghost, Danny was somehow drawn to these places. Whenever he got to one he felt rejuvenated, as if the stress of the past few days had never happened to him. He could only assume that he was Absorbing the Ectoplasm in the area to feed himself, based on a few of the things he remembered from his parents constant ramblings.
Whenever he would go to one of these places, he would find a bunch of Ghosts. Some were friendly, defying all of his expectations, while others were...less so.
They seemed to resent the fact that he was still half-alive, some simply jabbing insults at him, others straight up attacking him. It seemed that Life was a sore subject among those guys. Or maybe it was him stopping them whenever they attacked humans...that was probably more accurate.
Sometimes the Ghosts he would meet were in the middle of attacking humans to fulfill what they called their "Obsessions". He learned that all Undead, and basically all Immortal Beings, have Obsessions. They are their Sole Purpose in existence, a built in defense mechanism against insanity by giving them something to dedicate Eternity to.
He didn't know if he had an Obsession, but if he did he hoped it was easier to manage than theirs seemed to be. One of them was obsessed with attention, but got it by hypnotizing humans into adoring her. She chilled out after a while. Another loved the thrill of the Hunt, but only wanted rare game. He chased after Danny a lot in pursuit of his "One of a Kind Pelt".
He fought then off and saved people whenever he could, although sometimes it was risky. Many of them were older and more experienced than him, so he was forced to use his Ghost Form against some of them, sacrificing his hiding spot to save the people being terrorized.
He sort of enjoyed it. Whenever he helped people, saved them from danger, he felt better about his situation. As if he was making the best out of the horrible situation his life had turned into by helping as many people as he could. He always felt a bit more motivated to keep going every time he helped anybody.
Maybe that was his Obsession? Helping others? He didn't really think so, he was nowhere near altruistic enough to consider that a possibility. Maybe it was Space? He always felt that same relief when he would camp out away from the Cities. Eh, he'll probably never know.
This cycle of finding a new hiding spot, getting discovered, and running away again continued for a while. Years even.
Danny had Died at 14. He was now 17, and had been homeless for 3 years.
He hoped this next hiding spot would last a bit longer than the previous ones. This one felt different, the Ectoplasm he was wandering towards felt older than the other places he had gone. His previous hiding spots had always been the site of a recent Natural Portal, and the Ectoplasm in the atmosphere would feel Fresh and Wild.
But the Ectoplasm where he was going tasted Older, Stronger, more Set in Stone than the others had. Wherever he wad headed to next, it had been soaking in Ectoplasm for far longer than any other place he had ever been, even in Amity.
He walked up the the Sign at the side of the road, introducing the City to newcomers.
"Welcome to Gotham City" it said.
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is Dead when he sleeps#Danny is immediately found out#Nobody Knows AU#For about 6 hours#Sam and Tucker weren't there to corroborate Danny's story#Danny is Homeless#The Fentons locked up the Portal after they found out a Ghost killed their using it#The Rogues have to find more roundabout ways into the Human Realm and spread across the country#Danny still fights them and still befriends some of them#He just happens to show up at the same Portals they are exiting at the time#Wonder why that keeps Happening? (Looks at a certain grandfather clock suspiciously)#Danny actually has 2 Obsessions#His Ghost Half has a Protection Obsession but it is stifled because he spends as much time as possible in his Human Form#His Human Form has a Space Obsession which he gets to indulge whenever he camps out away from Civilization#He gets found quickly tho without humans energies around to camouflage in so he can't do it too often#Danny goes to Gotham#The Ecto there feels older and more powerful so he hopes it will keep him hidden for longer#Meanwhile with the Fentons:#They think that the Ghost who killed their son is traveling to all these portals to absorb their Ectoplasm and grow his Power#All as part of some convoluted evil scheme to take over the world or something#Meanwhile with the Batfam:#They has been a string of Murders where the bodies share the same description and then disappears a few hours after discovery#And they seem to trace a Path that is leading directly to Gotham as the next location
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#you know#very often when i make these polls#i think to myself#'how can i say this thing#in the most unnecessary#roundabout way possible?'#i then proceed to do that#i apologize for any confusion#but it is more fun for me this way#miraculous ladybug#mlb#miraculous#ml#adrien agreste#chat noir#catwalker#claw noir#banana noir#mister bug#aspik#emodrien#ml polls#my poll#polls
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really wish we got a 30 minute special episode montage of john and arthur trying to figure out how to drive. bonus: parallel parking.
#john didnt know what a wheelchair was theres no way he can drive manual first try#he tries to drive off and immediately fucking stalls the car#mixes up left and right turn signals#god forbid they get to a roundabout. he is going to drive straight through.#arthur trying to explain biting point and clutch control to john whilst on 3 hours of sleep and no pain meds#fragment of an eldritch god gets humbled by The Manual Car#john drives like jeremy clarkson i just know it#john parking in the stupidest place possible#im talking that one lady i saw outside of M&S park on a zebra crossing diagonally#oh my god john acts like a BMW driver#arthur starts hearing too many people honking and gets suspicious#not equipped for rambling#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent
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question: purely based on RP and NOT gameplay or mechanics reasons, do you respec Shadowheart and change her cleric domain once she becomes a cleric of Selune?
#shadowheart#bg3#baldur's gate 3#I've never done it but I've always thought about it#I do think that trickery domain fits better when she's at this point anyway#because she's not like actively misleading people by being a cleric of selune#but she got through it in the most roundabout way possible through Sharran worship#like its kinda thematically an indication of her not being the typical Selunite#and having that touch of Sharran still with her because its literally how she's raised#its always gonna be with her
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Imogen, to me, has the same thing going on that makes Jean Grey such a difficult character to get right (and tbh, to engage with). A lot of people who have written Jean Grey over the years don’t get her or how to do stories with her, in my opinion. But a character like that can be fascinating, if approached with honestly based not in metaphor but in the universe in which she exists.
Because yeah, it sucks to be her but you’re not doing the character honestly or interestingly if you’re not also grappling with the fact that she is scary, and dangerous, and it’s reasonable to be frightened of her or worried for your autonomy around her. And on top of that, she's dealing with her own curiosity about her powers, and occasional hubris. And while this curiosity and sometimes recklessness is understandable and incredibly interesting to watch and engage with (from my perspective it's what makes me enjoy characters like this, because it is such a compelling flaw), these are also not neutral actions without consequences even as they are also understandable and even in some sense relatable.
#anyway#meta#imogen temult#this is addressing a LOT of things I've seen this weekend and majorly disagreed with in the most roundabout way possible lol#critical role#oh to steal a Wednesday Club line#for those of you who don't know Jean Grey is one of the X-Men and commonly referred to as Dark Phoenix
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Could not be me
#in the notes about a post about parasocial relationships which like. its good to be wary of crossing boundaries and stuff but. this seems a#tad bit hysterical to me#in a weird roundabout way sometimes i think people worry so much about not being parasocial that theyre being more weird about it. why woul#the artist you like even be looking or like notice that youre in their top listeners or just i dont know like why are you monitoring#yourself so closely like that that youre like i cant be in their top listeners like its just like? i dont know... but maybe i think this#because i am in the top listeners for like. 12 artists that im crazy about and idgaf im just like there i am#but i just dont get why you would care about this also being like now i cant listen to them anymore is crazy to me#also re the original post this was on the thing is i feel the same way but i dont think the two are mutually exclusive . not to be cryptic#but i actually think this feeling is coming from the same place a lot of times. than if you were just neutral about it#but its also possible im misunderstanding what they mean
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I didn't plan to save the fhjy episode for Easter Sunday but it is feeling both oddly appropriate and so far removed all at once
#oddly appropriate in the most roundabout way possible lol#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy
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losing my whole mind over this fantasy high: extra credit episode from late 2019 where they take a dive out of nowhere into the characters they'd wanna see in a "haunted fairytale" setting
what if neverafter but pinocchio was actually rip van winkle who was actually rumpelstiltskin (and sleeping beauty was mother goose's son)?? i have many thoughts
#nooOOUhhh i wanna be.... rumpelstiltskin!!#brennen also mentions starstruck odyssey in one of these 2019 talk things so we got 2 future 2020s seasons dropped there#dimension 20#neverafter#fantasy high#lou wilson#siobhan thompson#brennan lee mulligan#*oops i spelled brennan wrong in my first tag but cannot he bothered to retype it for the sake of my ten followers who do not care 💜#this is my new neverafter character appearance bingo card (free spot is little red riding hood / big bad wolf)#but also it so cool to see a possible early iteration of an idea compared to how it evolved in the actuall creation process#and that siobhan was (in the neverafter universe) so close to ally's actual characyer in a very roundabout way
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I know it’s probably not on purpose, but Sherlock in Sherlock & Co reminds me more of Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective (1986) than any other offshoot or iteration of the Sherlock Holmes character.
#Sherlock and Co#sherlock & co#sherlock and co podcast#this is possibly a roundabout way to say I think Basil is autistic but any good Sherlock is#it’s funnier bc the Disney adaption is a children’s book adaptation of ACD Sherlock Holmes
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man. episode 29 is so fucking bleak I don't even want to talk about it.
#three people who just want to hurt each other in order to protect their own feelings#and/or protect somebody else in the worst most roundabout way possible.#not even attempts at communication.#barely any cues from touga or akio necessary; they're out for destruction all by themselves.#also - ogre brain re: analysis again but: this show deals so heavily with Systems and Society#that it Does stand out how the whole school Talks. horrifying. terrible. bleak.#*#text#shoop.lb#rgu
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girl imagine being inlove with someone since the literal beginning of time and u wait all this time just to kiss them . u spend literally billions of years pining over this one guy Whats its gotta take for you to finally kiss someone after silently pining for them since the beginning of the universe. my sopping wet pathetically rizzless wife. absolutely no game
#hes literally so me coded that's so me. i would do that#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens#also sth about him already having been silently in love with aziraphale for thst whole time by the time it showed them 'meeting' in s1#what if i KILL! MYSELF. and he fell anyway and STILL kept trying to rizz this dude up in the most roundabout no bitches way possible#AND IT WORKED!!! IT WORKED#god im so obsessed with his stupid ass
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This week's G-Witch has me fucking FERAL. Like, I was screaming so loud my mom told me to quiet down, and her room is both on a different floor AND different side of the house then mine. But anyway, SULEMIO REUNION! SULETTA IS HOLDER AGAIN! CALIBARN HASN'T KILLED SULETTA YET!!! SHOWDOWN VS. PROSPERA AND ERICHT!!!!!
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WE WERE FED SO GOOD THIS WEEK
#anime#tabw#tabw q+a#the anime binge watcher#gundam witch from mercury#gundam witch#mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury#g-witch#also guel just fuckin#giving up his holder status in the most roundabout way possible#I lost my SHIT when they pulled out the fencing swords
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#leap year#lets hope 2024 is weird in that it is not a chaotic whirlwind of destruction and panic#animal crossing#yes i got this pic in the most roundabout way possible
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please consider they/them pearlescentmoon
#10piecetalks#character not cc etc etc whatever disclaimer#i reached this conclusion in the most roundabout adhd train of thought way possible
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Zombie hands?
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exhausted the music I like listening to so to pass time at work I've started listening to cast recordings of musicals I liked in high school. Which is fun because I haven't listened to them in a while but also not fun because I have come to the realization of just how much influence stuff like Heathers, Be More Chill, and fucking Hamilton has on my writing to this day
#also. 2010 musicals are weird listening to them again#why do they care sm about high schoolers having sex. why are there so many jokes about being gay and no actual gay people#I miss theater but now that I'm listening to be more chill specifically I'm like wow! this sucks#2010 musicals also liked joking about self harm suicide and eating disorders and I'm seeing some possible sources of why I hated highschool!#it's funny though when a character sings and I'm like damnnn. my link would say that. he has said that. fuck I made Link this character#the worst was listening to Hamilton yesterday and going oohh. that's why Ghirahim sounds like that to me mkay.#now I have to live with the knowledge that every time I've written Ghirahim has been influenced by#by third vice president of the untied states Aaron Burr in some roundabout way#also Hamilton actually is a really good musical. you guys were just mean. and my mom was a little too obsessed with it
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